Waiting for Marriage... riiight

Almost a year since my last post. Lots of stuff happened but haven't had time.

I posted a question in the comments of Chateau Heartiste HERE.

"That raises an interesting point. What’s the best method to get a woman who’s waiting until marriage to have sex to abandon her Christian beliefs and have sex."

The reason was because I've been seeing this chick for a couple weeks who told me the second night we hung out that she was a virgin and was waiting for marriage. That doesn't work for me so I decided I was either going to next her or figure out how to get her to have sex.

Well, I did it. And it wasn't as hard as it should have been. I used push/pull mercilessly during foreplay. I realize this is basic stuff for some guys but it took some real thought for me.

Timeline:
Night 1: at club, to my buddy I said, "I'm gonna go talk to the chick in red." (figured if she's in red she's DTF) We hung out and talked for a while. Very little game. I was just very social, friendly, and genuine (a rarity) and brought her ugly friends into the convo which really impressed her. We danced and made out. Number close.

TEXT GAME TO MEETUP - between Night 1 and 2
Buncha fluff and then:

ME: I'm busy thurs and sat but Fri I'd like to see you

HER: Well sir I don't even know your last name. And are you really 26?
HER: You may have two first names and my mom told me never to trust those guys soo

ME: *fake last name*, and I never said I was trustworthy

HER: Lol yes I got that vibe, I'm free friday

ME: Cool, you got two days to stress about what to wear

HER: more like stress about if I should hang out with a guy who won't tell me his age and specific occupation and claims to be untrustworthy. Super excited.
HER: How are your grandparents (reference to previous text fluff convo)

ME: They're fine now, regretting digging their car out cuz my grandmom's a bad driver

HER: Haha aw that's unfortunate

ME: She's a sideswiper

HER: **TEXT BOMB** Hey I have to cancel Friday. I really don't have time for dating. I have to get ready for phD coursework, teach myself a language or two for that. I prob shouldn't have given you my number but you were really funny and charismatic and danced, maybe not well, but sensually lol. I was just looking at places I'm going to apply to soon for phd and realized I need to buckle down ya know

ME: does this mean we're not getting married? I already told my family

HER: Well I wouldn't say that.... You don't seem very into this anyway. By the way you text at least

ME: Are you kidding, I have three jobs and see patients all day, I wish I had time to text

HER: Why three jobs?! Tell me what they are.

ME: *told her my work*

HER: That's pretty cool. Blah blah

ME: *fluff*
ME: **TEXT BOMB** maybe it's the city but you're the first girl I've met in a while that seemed genuine and we got along great so it makes sense that I'd want to see you again, clearly I don't have time for dating either and I really only go out once a week, so if you're worried about me monopolizing your time you're good

HER: Okay then. We can hang out Friday. What would you like to do?

ME: *Logistics*

Night 2: week later we got drinks and made out in my car (the night she told me she's a virgin)
Night 3: week later we got drinks and BJ / fingered her in my car
Night 4: week later we got drinks and went back to her place, everything but sex
Night 5: couple days later met at her place, everything but sex, just the tip
Night 6: couple days later met at her place

After Night 3 I was seriously considering not seeing her again because she liked to be finger fucked so hard that it was exhausting. Plus I was wondering if it'd even be fun if she wanted it that ridiculously hard the whole time.

Night 4 we did everything but sex. I slipped it in (just the tip) for a little while and then went all the way. This was after finger fucking her hard and she didn't notice at first (how emasculating is that?). When she did she sat bolt upright with a panicked look and asked if my dick was in her (srsly how emasculating is that?). I said no, "I was just teasing her." She relaxed. That's when I realized I needed to make her complicit in the deed. After fucking around she told me that I don't have to work as much if I do more foreplay. Duly noted.

Night 5 we did everything but sex again, but I teased her mercilessly. At one point she said, "do you want to come now?" I said, "I've got all night" and I continued with the teasing. The push/pull was making her beg for me to finger bang her and only giving her a little at a time and focusing on her clit. In between I was teasing her with my dick and putting in the tip with her watching this time and letting her know exactly what I was doing. (Some may say that even the tip in a girl is sex, but I need to be balls deep.) She'd resist the tip and I'd pull out and then put it in again later. Doing Push/Pull with her clit and light fingering for a while brought her way up and that's when I finally gave her the hard fingering that she wanted. I'd stop fingering her and put some of my dick in her again and she'd moan even louder so I know she wanted it. At one point I turned her around doggy style and did this. She put her hands back there to stop me from putting my dick in her and I put them on her ass to make her pull her cheeks open. When I sensed that she was pulling away from my dick I'd switch to fingering her. When I sensed that she was peaking from fingering I'd switch to putting my dick in her. Back and forth with this until I felt it was enough. Then I fingered fucked her hard. It didn't take long. She fucking squirted and said she's never done that before. I believe her because she was convulsing in shock. I felt that at this time I had her.

Night 6 we did everything. A repeat of Night 5 except that she stopped me after the first time I put the tip of my dick in her. Very serious tone she said, "We are not going to have sex. I need you to tell me that you're not going to try to have sex with me." I stared at her in silence thinking of how to proceed. She said, "We're not going to have sex. Say it." I agreed.
She said, "You can't put it in. You can't even put it in half way."
I said, "A quarter doesn't count." ('doesn't count' is chick-speak)
She said, "Ok a quarter doesn't count. SHIT I can't believe you got me to say that!"
Again, more of the same from Night 5 except I told her to tell me she was my toy and my dirty slut. I told her to tell me how much she wanted it. Over and over again until it was like a mantra.

I can't believe how fucking easy it was now that I broke it down. Good news is that she is a really good fucking lay so she'll get to see me some more. She may be in love with me now, so there's that. I think any other dude would fall in love with her. She's got a neotenous face and killer body. Plus she's so fucking nice and genuine. She's going to be heartbroken when we breakup. Ok, me too probably.

OkCupid Game 1

Why the fuck am I on OkCupid?! Because I have too much free time at work and I like fucking with people. I won't give you my whole profile. It basically says I'm a musician and an asshole, take it or leave it.

Ten seconds after posting:

I just read your summary and literally laughed out loud haha

You're welcome
Btw, I'm not saying your summary is lame (unless you're a big Lion King fan), but it is terse. Your second picture is your best. It radiates personality and should totally be your profile picture. And I don't know what's going on in the fourth but at least it's not another skydiving pic

Uhm thanks I think? Honestly I'm not on here to meet people. Long story short I was busting on my friend cause she had a bad experience with someone she met on here and she told me to download it so I did to see what it was all about but I didn't wanna take a long time to write up some whole summary cause the chances of me actually wanting to meet someone on here are slim. But I appreciate the constructive criticism?

Can't fool me kid. You got four pictures and are messaging people. You're in luck though cuz you found the coolest guy on here. Did you see my loser 'competition'? No wonder your friend had problems.

Haha whatever you say sweetheart.

I'm glad you agree. So anyway, since you're shy when it comes to writing profiles, what do you have going on besides a pretty face?

Well I'm very determined headstrong. I love to make people laugh. Fashion and art are huge to me. I have a clothing line. I have the personality of a five year old pretty much. I'm extremely independent and love to travel. I have dual citizenship with the UK.

You listed 'personality of a five year old' as an assett: +5 points. Why is fashion and art important to you?

Blah blah more qualifying

(finally got her number after another 10 exchanges, haven't met up yet, too busy)

MORE TEXT GAME

Chick I met while shopping. The best is at the end if you can get to it.

Her: What time y'all going up there

Me: Hey stalker, 11pm

Her: lol cool beans
Her: stalker has a name by the way
Her: Where you from?

Me: Heaven, goof

Her: Love it!!!
Her: Are you really coming out, Kind of hurricane weather lol

Me: What you gonna melt?

Her: meet at barns or elsewhere?

Me: Blammo

Her: What?

Me: Right

Her: I'll text you when I'm up there lol

(later)

Her: You're never home lol

Her: Don't you ever throw house parties or just order in and drink at home?

Me: When it occurs to me

Her: Oh...

(later)

Her: (sent a pic of Betty White with quote "Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding!")

Me: Thought it was gonna be a pic of you

Her: You never asked... but be mindful because I'm fair

Me: Ok, hit me

Her: Do you have something equal? Or better yet... we can forget pics and just go to your place to chill next time lol

Me: Equal, no. better (I can't have her at my place, can't say why)

Her: (sent sexy pic of her in bra)
Her: You're turn

(I sent no picture)

(later)

Her: Where've you been staying

Me: Why you gonna stalk me more

Her: lol nah just trying to have some fun :)

Me: Is the anticipation killing you

Her: Mhmmmm

Me: You want to come over thurs

Her: I can't on Thursday that's my ******
Her: How's weekend

Me: Only other option is Fri

Her: No I'm babysitting at my aunts... I don't understand the "only other option" part ... are you never home?

Me: I'll never be home again, this week or never

Her: I'm confused that's weird ... I'm sry I'm not able on those days

Me: How late will your thing be going on

Her: Till probly 11ish

Me: Ok, come over after

Her: Ok, friday then
Her: wait... wait why is this my only option do you have other girls lined up

Me: your top of the list that's out of fifty so you know it means something

Her: Ew... That's gross Lol
Her: Why is this the only time though

Me: You know I have baggage

Her: Maybe I was wrong... messing around isn't a good idea... I mean you are gorgeous but I'm not looking for a one nighter... I date... Not bang and leave... It's not my style

Me: You can still date and hang out with me I don't judge, I'm probably one of the few people you'll find that you can relax and open up and be yourself around, I know you want to see me, I'll be up anyway you can come over and watch a movie, we're both adults we'll do whatever we're comfortable with

Her: You're right sorry I over think sometimes
Her: I'll come on Friday :)

Me: cool

NEW Text Game

I've been slackin' in the posting dept. Now, inspired by Aspies linking to old posts, my passion for pick-up prose has been piqued. First post in over a year! This one has to be good.

MY NEW TEXT GAMES!
Friday Night.
I was hanging out with my bro and his friend who is a tall attractive guy. The tall guy has one-itis and is just bringing the vibe down. My bro is inexperienced. Those two were chatting up some heffers they're friends with. I just teased 'em all and tried to get the tall guy to talk to some cute girls with me. I pointed out a tall redhead and a short black-haired girl at the bar ten feet away.
Tall guy says, "what the JAP"
Me:"what do you mean JAP"
Him:"jewish american princess"
I didn't realize how low his vibe was until this point. To judge a cute girl like that, one you haven't even talked to, as inferior based on a glance is clearly sour grapes.
Then a good looking (thin) girl joined our group. I decided I'd stay a little longer. I start chatting up the thin girl. She says, "they warned me about you." One of the fat girls turns around and says, "yeah I told her you were a douche." Thanks, you made it a lot easier on me. Seriously, now I know she would have been a time waster.
I calmly took my drink and walked away, didn't say anything. I walked by a couple guys I met earlier and said, "cheers." Then noticed the redhead was by herself so I approached. (I would have approached if the black-haired girl were there, too, but I might have hesitated a bit, no hesitation when they're by themselves for some reason)
Me: "you look like you're having more fun than anyone here"
BOOM it opens and we talk for a while until her friend comes back. Her friend came back and they both start qualifying to me, the redhead getting obviously annoyed when the black-haired girl got my attention. When they were laughing the loudest I happened to glance toward the heffers and caught their caustic eye. I have to say it felt good. A few minutes later I bounced the three of us to another bar two blocks away. A half hour later my brother joined us.

Text Game:

Her: Dear Bradley Cooper, thanks for hanging out with us tonight, let me know when you want to get together again and discuss morning TV

Me: You making me breakfast?

Her: As long as we can watch Charles Osgood?? Anytime

Me: Just got home, was great meeting you, made my night

Her: Good morning, thank you, you made my night as well

(monday)
Me: Hey how was your weekend

Her: It was good, I visited my nieces on Saturday, how was the rest of your weekend? How did the gig go on Saturday?

Me: Saturday was great, still tired, rest of my weekend was work, I need a break

Her: I need a break too, the *** are driving me nuts

Me: I suspect you already were

Her: Already taking a break?

Me: Had two miller lite so far so yeah then it's back to work

Her: You're back to work tonight? Do you just work constantly?

Her: I'm fascinated by your guitar playing, **** selling life :)

Me: I like that you are

Her: Are we going to hang out sometime?

Me: What you got in mind

Her: Well your life seems to be busier than mine, so you tell me your thoughts

Me: They're all dirty you sure

Her: Hahahaha yes I'm sure
Her: Going on a run while it's raining and muddy? That would get pretty dirty

Me: I'm free sat we should hang out then, bring your running shoes

Her: I might be in DC but I might be coming back Sat afternoon... how do you feel about margaritas?

Me: Depends on what they're wearing
Me: What's the over under on the 'might'

Her: It's about 70 percent coming back, 30 percent staying... I need to discuss with my girls
Her: I'm not good at 'over/under'... I'm better with percents

Me: Good thing you got in public education you'da made a lousy bookie
Me: When will you know your availability

Her: Probably within the next 2 days, do you have a wait list of girls wanting to hang out with you this weekend?

Me: You're at the top, that's out of fifty so you know it means something

Her: Haha okay well then I will definitely let you know about Saturday soon so if need be, you can contact #2 on the list

Me: You are so sweet

Her: The sweetest... so what are we going to do? Are you going to travel up here?

Me: Yeah I'll be up there

Her: Saturday is looking promising, we are at 80% coming back, 20% staying

Me: Hmmm

Her: Hmmm what?

Me: 80% such a tease

Her: Haha actually the debate right now between the friends is whether or not we're going to go for Friday or pick another weekend, so yes I'll be here Saturday
Her: So if you want to get together, I'm free Saturday night

Me: Yeah for real, I'm not 80% like some people I know

Her: Well now I'm 100% and give me a break, tomorrow's my birthday

I'll update after I see her this Saturday.

St Patties Night FLOP

ST PATTIES NIGHT.
I went out to meet a girl and when I got there she was puking and completely out of it. Her friends picked her up and took her home right as I got there. I was pissed. I told her earlier that I didn't want to hang out with her if she was drunk and she got blitzed anyway. The rest of the night I had written her off in my head and decided to never call/text or answer her calls. I was mad partly because she fucked me over and partly because I was now by myself in an unfamiliar state without enough time to get back to my stomping grounds.

So I decided to sarge on where I was.

Right off, I made some intense eye contact with a woman near me. She reciprocated and I approached. A little small talk, then the most important question, "Who are you here with?"

"My husband."

Great. I walked off and had a smoke outside. She found me and we flirted heavily. I tried to pull ("let's get out of here") but she balked. I knew it was a long shot, but I was in a mood for it. Her husband found her and came to cock block. I introduced myself by name and he just shook my hand silently. His wife said, "It's Steve."

ME: "Steve, huh? Ever see the movie, Tao of Steve?"
STEVE: "Yeah. You use what he says?"
ME: "Nah, too many rules."
(Tao of Steve is a good movie, but it does get some things wrong)

Clearly he knew what was up. Before he arrived his wife told me he cheated on her and he wasn't a douchey guy. Just not discrete.
As Heartiste has said: Marriage does not exclude one from the sexual market.

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I left that place and hit another bar on the way home. What a shitty state. Let's just say it's below the Mason-Dixon line and the women are large and in charge. I opened the cutest (thinest) girl there and she walked away without answering. The next best thing was a petite girl with her girlfriend. She was watching me, but I never approached because I was solo and couldn't figure out the dynamic with her guy friends (there were a lot of them, I didn't want a fight). I attempted to open the guys but it just felt awkward so, feeling like a lurker, I just went home.

NEXT DAY:
The girl I was supposed to meet texts me:

HER: Why didn't you come to me. I think someone put something in my drink cause I only had 3 drinks and I don't remember anything after 11pm

ME: I'm glad you had friends there. Soon as I found you on the bench out front they dragged you away

HER: I'm so sorry. I really don't know what happened. One minute I'm talking to my friend and the next I'm waking up on her floor.

ME: Then that was definitely a drug. You were a mess when I got to you.

HER: It had to be cause I can drink a lot and never be like that or blackout

LATER:
ME: How are you feeling?

HER: Better. I slept a few hours and think I'm ready to eat now. You doing anything later?

ME: Yeah. I'm glad you're feeling better.

HER: Thanks

ME: So was that one of the worst weekends ever?

HER: You can pretty much say that! I'm not going out for quite a while now. I'm scared!

ME: Just can't leave your drink anywhere and always have friends with you.

HER: That's just crazy! I put my drink down at the bar to do a shot with my friends but there were so many people around. I think that's when it happened. I definitely learned a lesson.

AFTER ACTION REVIEW:
FUCK THOSE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LOSERS WHO TRY TO RAPE WOMEN BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET A GIRL NORMALLY! Disgusting fucking losers. They're so fucking weak they go out of their way to drug a girl so they can rape her without a fight. This happened to several of my friends. They were lucky. You never hear about when the rapist actually gets away with it because the girl is too embarrassed to tell. If anyone catches anyone doing this it is your societal OBLIGATION to beat the shit out of him. It's not white knighting. It's fucking justice.

And anyone who talks shit on Game... Exhibit A for why men need to learn some fucking skills when it comes to women.

Morality is Subjective

Debate it all you want, morality will NEVER be objective.

A friend of mine had the opportunity to bang a cute 21 year old chick who was all over him. She was an old friend of his who he ran into at a Wendy's fast food restaurant. He kept denying her advances, citing the fact that he has a girlfriend. She convinced him to go to her car and when he got there, instead of getting in the car and doing all kinds of fun things with her, he said goodbye and got in his car and left.

I said, "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

He told me he's got morals and he doesn't want to cheat on his girlfriend.

I said (cold reading), "if you have such high morals, then why do you regret not fucking her so much?"

"Shit, you're right man, I do regret it."

I then scolded him on real regret. When he's 50 or 60 years old and looks back on his life, this is one of the things he will regret. If he cheated on his girlfriend and she never found out, would he regret that? Fuck no.

In fact, he told me she cheated on him once and he took her back.

Some will undoubtedly call me immoral. Who cares. Your morals are different from mine. A moral is a judgement, not a fact. It is an opinion. Morals are subjective.

I consider sending children to religious schools immoral. Seriously, it's borderline child abuse. But those same people would condemn my lascivious actions.

My point is that I'm not going through life denying myself things that would make me happy because of misguided self rightousness. I'm not going to be the one, at 60 years old wishing I'd have done things differently.

Don't let youth be wasted on the young. Act now while you can.

Yo, I'd do her.

I'D DO HER

I was out with Raz the other night at a new bar. We were leaning against the bar drinking some shitty beers and surveying the talent in the place. A couple unattractive women walk by and we both agree that we wouldn't fuck them. Then they meet up with their friend and I said, "I'd fuck her.... wait. I think I did."

I did.

When you start going out to random bars and seeing girls you've had sex with, you know things have changed.

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I'M A GENIUS

A friend/aquaintance of mine (beta of course) always gets unsolicited advice from me. More like I scold him on his bullshit and give him tough love. He texted me the other day, "You are a genius, I owe you like 5 beers."

Turns out he used some shit I told him. Simple stuff like leading the woman. He said everything happened exactly as I said it would and her responses were verbatim to what I said she'd say.

I love it when a plan comes together. I also like bragging.

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SPRING IS HERE

I got a bunch of numbers recently. I convinced Tall Wing to accompany me on the town and he had a blast. I met a couple really cool girls and got numbers. They both turned out to be solid leads but logistics have fucked me up again.

For various reasons I am only available to go out on specific nights. The one girl is unavailable those nights and the other is too far and lives with her parents (but she's supposed to get a place of her own in a month... we'll see).

In my experience, if you don't get the Day 2 within 2 weeks, you can forget about it. Go get new leads. So I'll try again with these two but I don't have any real expectations (I never do anyway). If I hang out with them I'm pretty sure I could excalate easily because we had a great rapport, but if not, I still have a couple girls I'm seeing regularly, but I need something novel. After all it's Spring.